sex and religion...

sex and religion...both have a lot of holes .

fuck your brains out :

4 , 500 ,000 condoms have been given to ''olympic  athletes''...completed with a bonus copy of...''free willie" .

be prepared...

if your love is the kind of love that bounces over mountains...be prepared for a sprained ankle .

sex and lies...

sex can make a very interesting lie .

sex and religion...

sex and religion...two primary ways to get fucked .

...fucking...

fucking is not for fucking up...

S . T . D .

if having sex proves your manhood...then what does a sexually transmitted disease prove ???

...duck sex...

...duck sex is to remind us what not to be  like .

maca for kids...

maca is a plant that grows in south america...maca can increase your sperm production until it floods the mackenzie river .

the sperm count thing

hint...they don't refer to maca as MACA WACA for nothing .


t.b.c.

foreplay...

maybe thus far in creation...is just foreplay .

sperm count...

trying to increase your sperm count for any good or bad or ridiculous reason ??? tune in tomorrow : )

religion...tread lightly...

religion is an idiots idea of science .

exploration...

what you do not explore...remains unexplored .

god and religion...

god did not create religion...religion is a product of us fucking up .

sperm is the one thing...

sperm is the one thing that works when it is fucking around .

masturbator...

you know you are a man when you can walk into a sex store and purchase your own masturbator .

...your fetish...

...may your fetish be harmless .

life is...

life is an up and down motion .

controlling you...

...those who want to control you the most...love you the least .

what love does...

...love slides into a vat of decomposing board meetings .

sex is like...

sex is like anything else...wanna do it right...do it yourself .