...harvard...

did you know that HAVARD UNIVERSITY does not have a masturbatorium ???  and they think they are so smart .

sex is a gift...

sex is a gift...but do not wrap it up in paper .

sperm doing back stroke...

maybe if sperm could so the back stroke...it would be easier to go forward in our lives .

sex and religion...

sex and religion...both better on your knees .

arousal from guilt and shame...

what % of arousal...comes from guilt and shame .

aliens and sperm...

the aliens will cum for your sperm...remember...you heard it here first .

religion will fuck you up...

...as much as they say sex will fuck you up...religion will .

screwing sheep...

it takes two farmers to screw a sheep...one to do the screwing...the other to witness that it never happened .

holes

holes will create a universe...holes will create new life .

the act of sex...

take away love from sex...all you got are some muscle contractions...sweat...and , more often than not...two dummies trying desperately  hard to figure out what to say next .

sucking a penis...

before you suck a penis...make sure it is out of the zipper .

everyone's favourite whore...

have a drink with THE WHORE OF BABYLON...see if it fucks you up .

godzilla...

it is easier to hide behind sex and religion...than it is godzilla .

thank you my mormon friends...

when i was a teenager...i would read a mormon morality hand book to get whoreish...nobody ever suspected what i was using it for .

sexual desire...

religion disguises perverted sexual desire .

...sam the sperm...

is it o.k. that you don't remember the name of every sperm ???

goosing...

a branch of a tree...could be the introduction to the fine are of GOOSING .

i want my money back...

...never tell your partner that you want your money back .

abstaining...

ironically...abstaining can fuck you .

religion will...

religion will jerk off everything it can...and not in a good way .

sperm...

sperm...the ultimate hockey players .

date gone wrong...

this girl wanted to date me...i said..." you kill both your parents and i will think about it " .

...your sexuality...

...just in case you have not figured it out...your sexuality is a journey .

...normal...and balls...

do not kick normal sexual behaviour in the balls .

intimacy...

intimacy is discovery .

nudity...

bee naked !!!

side hobby...

this planet is not here to fuck you...that is a side hobby .

the art of control...

why does religion try to control sex ???

masturbator...

just because you masturbate...that does not make you a masturbator...you gotta work hard for that title .

newfoundland...

if you ever go to NEWFOUNDLAND...go to CUM BY CHANCE .

weird shit...etc .

religion hides the weird shit and replaces it with...well...weirder shit .

sexual thoughts...

sexual thoughts are our teacher...not our enemy .

sperm and babies...

if a sperm cannot do the backstroke...don't use it for a baby .

funny...

what do you do when people think that your sexual preference is...FUNNY ???

PORTA PLATA...

the maid cleans the glass door with her tits...i watch FOREST GUMP .

...rings...

the ring around your penis will bring you more pleasure than the ring around your finger...and the ring around your nose is definitely out of the question .

religion and sex...

...nothing will fuck up sex like religion .

...sexual hang-ups...

...so many sexual hang-ups...so few hangers .

hangups...

don't let your sexual hangups...hang you up .

evil thing...

religion makes sex into an evil thing .

religion and sex...

religion is a place where you hide from sex .

sex and religion...

sex and religion...both have a lot of holes .

fuck your brains out :

4 , 500 ,000 condoms have been given to ''olympic  athletes''...completed with a bonus copy of...''free willie" .

be prepared...

if your love is the kind of love that bounces over mountains...be prepared for a sprained ankle .

sex and lies...

sex can make a very interesting lie .

sex and religion...

sex and religion...two primary ways to get fucked .

...fucking...

fucking is not for fucking up...

S . T . D .

if having sex proves your manhood...then what does a sexually transmitted disease prove ???

...duck sex...

...duck sex is to remind us what not to be  like .

maca for kids...

maca is a plant that grows in south america...maca can increase your sperm production until it floods the mackenzie river .

the sperm count thing

hint...they don't refer to maca as MACA WACA for nothing .


t.b.c.

foreplay...

maybe thus far in creation...is just foreplay .

sperm count...

trying to increase your sperm count for any good or bad or ridiculous reason ??? tune in tomorrow : )

religion...tread lightly...

religion is an idiots idea of science .

exploration...

what you do not explore...remains unexplored .

god and religion...

god did not create religion...religion is a product of us fucking up .

sperm is the one thing...

sperm is the one thing that works when it is fucking around .

masturbator...

you know you are a man when you can walk into a sex store and purchase your own masturbator .

...your fetish...

...may your fetish be harmless .

life is...

life is an up and down motion .

controlling you...

...those who want to control you the most...love you the least .

what love does...

...love slides into a vat of decomposing board meetings .

sex is like...

sex is like anything else...wanna do it right...do it yourself .

...the sex thing...

the SEX THING...is to hide THE LIFE THING .

sex...the next time...

next time you have sex...go up and down instead of down and up .

you prick...

you prick...you melted my fucking pocket pussies !!!

sex and religion...

a healthy sexual development only happens in open space and freedom...religion will smother it almost immediately .

being religious...

being religious does not hide your sexuality...even if you clap your shoes together .

sex and religion...

sex and religion...one is fucking...one is being fucked .

all sex needs...

all sex really needs is a hole and a bottle of rum...love...a little bit different .

religion...the new sex...

religion...the new sex .

...a lost soul...

...a lost soul...makes for some incredible orgasms .

...fetishes...

without fetishes...99 % of sex would disappear .

THE HURTING...

...sex reveals all...

just maybe ???

life is found in the ability to let it go .

...weird shit...

those who tell you not to masturbate...are up to really weird shit .

religion...

religion hands out free coffee...the rest is quite pricey .

sex...more purposes...

sex...more purposes than a monkey wrench .

complete your vacation...

wack it in the bahama's !!!

sex...

sex...the one thing people are too interested in...or not enough .

orgasm...

what brings you to an orgasm...are all parts of who you are .

monkey war...

sex...is the great disclosure...like a monkey war but with less hair .

rape and control...

rape and control...are like big bananas and little bananas .

holding on...

holding on is an illusion .

art form...

...fucking up is an art form...with very little art or form .

THE WEDDING...

wedding or no wedding...bullshit is still bullshit .

slutty volleyball...

as we have made sex dirty...so we can make volleyball...or anything else .

...guilt free sex...

guilt free sex...will cost you .

the dawn of creation...

ever since the dawn of creation...we have been looking for ways to control people...the meaner we get...the better we become at it .

religion and it's benefits...

religion fucks you up the ass...but you can still play golf .

...do what i tell you...

do what i tell you and let the world see how fucked up i am .

one is screwing you...

one is screwing you...one is being screwed .

being a whore...

being a whore...is a state of the heart...a whore-like state of the heart .

the bottom...

if you have to be on the top...then the bottom is the only place for you .

...never fuck around...

...never fuck around with a pocket pussy .

as religion grows,,,

as religion grows harder...your penis grows softer .

...masturbating monkeys...

masturbating monkeys get along better than non-masturbating monkeys .

sexual preference...

sexual preference : STUPID SEXUAL .

i love you...

the man said to his bride...'' i love you this much''...and ejaculated all over the floor .

the gay parade...

gay parades are great...just don't ride the turtle .

...mating...

should animals court and develop long lasting relationships...or just fuck ???

bee careful...

the very thing that can make a heart soft...can make it cold as ice...bee careful .

bee open minded...

there is a place for a hand job...and a lend a hand job...bee open minded .

bullshit...

when love is removed...bullshit will grow ...( sort of like butter substitute ) .

fuck naked...

there is a good , solid reason why we don't fuck naked in outer-space...god's approval doesn't even figure into the equation .

go away , little girl...

sometimes hot...sometimes cold...what we have over each other is sex...what should happen if it were to suddenly go away ???

yert sex...

...yeti sex is rough...

love is...

love is a warm puppy...THAT DOES NOT EAT PEOPLE .

screwing monkey's...

before you give someone shit for screwing a monkey...remember...it might very well be their greatest contribution to society...ever !!!

sex...is...

having sex is not nearly as important as why one is having sex .

the idiot...

self righteousness is just an idiots way of hiding their dick .

santa , my santa...

if you cannot get your 12 year old kid a pocket pussy for christmas...then get him a new fucking santa .

screwing your wife...

the more the minister shits on you about ''truth''...the better the chance he is screwing your wife .

...go fuck yourself...

GO FUCK YOURSELF...why do we so easily perceive two becoming one...as such a negative thing ???

... if you do...go fuck yourself !!!

sex and religion :

sex and religion...there is no difference...and in both situations...we got to get rid of some awful demons to SEE THE LIGHT...so put on your pocket pussy...strap on your dil-do...and enjoy the ride .