screwing sheep...

it takes two farmers to screw a sheep...one to do the screwing...the other to witness that it never happened .

holes

holes will create a universe...holes will create new life .

the act of sex...

take away love from sex...all you got are some muscle contractions...sweat...and , more often than not...two dummies trying desperately  hard to figure out what to say next .

sucking a penis...

before you suck a penis...make sure it is out of the zipper .

everyone's favourite whore...

have a drink with THE WHORE OF BABYLON...see if it fucks you up .

godzilla...

it is easier to hide behind sex and religion...than it is godzilla .

thank you my mormon friends...

when i was a teenager...i would read a mormon morality hand book to get whoreish...nobody ever suspected what i was using it for .

sexual desire...

religion disguises perverted sexual desire .

...sam the sperm...

is it o.k. that you don't remember the name of every sperm ???