side hobby...

this planet is not here to fuck you...that is a side hobby .

the art of control...

why does religion try to control sex ???

masturbator...

just because you masturbate...that does not make you a masturbator...you gotta work hard for that title .

newfoundland...

if you ever go to NEWFOUNDLAND...go to CUM BY CHANCE .

weird shit...etc .

religion hides the weird shit and replaces it with...well...weirder shit .

sexual thoughts...

sexual thoughts are our teacher...not our enemy .

sperm and babies...

if a sperm cannot do the backstroke...don't use it for a baby .

funny...

what do you do when people think that your sexual preference is...FUNNY ???

PORTA PLATA...

the maid cleans the glass door with her tits...i watch FOREST GUMP .

...rings...

the ring around your penis will bring you more pleasure than the ring around your finger...and the ring around your nose is definitely out of the question .

religion and sex...

...nothing will fuck up sex like religion .

...sexual hang-ups...

...so many sexual hang-ups...so few hangers .

hangups...

don't let your sexual hangups...hang you up .

evil thing...

religion makes sex into an evil thing .

religion and sex...

religion is a place where you hide from sex .