Wednesday, May 31, 2017
...god knows...
as evolution goes on...sperm will learn to jump out of toilet bowls...how far ??? god only knows .
Monday, May 29, 2017
Sunday, May 28, 2017
let go...
if you can't let go of your pussy cat...you most certainly cant let go of your boyfriends pocket pussy...nor his mother .
...so bee cool...and let go !!!
...so bee cool...and let go !!!
Thursday, May 25, 2017
olives and ass holes
what people do not understand is the relationship between ass holes and olives...that is to say , the consumption of an olive leads to the inevitable use of an ass hole somewhere down the line .
...and this is what we refer to as math .
...and this is what we refer to as math .
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
assholes and knees...
...don't you find it interesting that both religion and sex...want you on your knees ???
Sunday, May 21, 2017
...peanut butter...
reality and sex...together...like peanut butter and jelly...and just about as sticky .
Friday, May 19, 2017
one cell or more...
do you find it strange that only intelligent animals masturbate...and everything...one cell or more...fucks ???
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Monday, May 15, 2017
Sunday, May 14, 2017
contrast...
loving someone enough that you would die for them...and they can still find excuses to piss all over you .
Friday, May 12, 2017
m . bating
...god is not pissed at you for masturbating...as long as you do it in the right direction .
Friday, May 5, 2017
Monday, May 1, 2017
transform...
love can be transformer into sex...and sex into love...thing is...everyone needs a hand .
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