monkey war...

sex...is the great disclosure...like a monkey war but with less hair .

rape and control...

rape and control...are like big bananas and little bananas .

holding on...

holding on is an illusion .

art form...

...fucking up is an art form...with very little art or form .

THE WEDDING...

wedding or no wedding...bullshit is still bullshit .

slutty volleyball...

as we have made sex dirty...so we can make volleyball...or anything else .

...guilt free sex...

guilt free sex...will cost you .

the dawn of creation...

ever since the dawn of creation...we have been looking for ways to control people...the meaner we get...the better we become at it .

religion and it's benefits...

religion fucks you up the ass...but you can still play golf .

...do what i tell you...

do what i tell you and let the world see how fucked up i am .

one is screwing you...

one is screwing you...one is being screwed .

being a whore...

being a whore...is a state of the heart...a whore-like state of the heart .

the bottom...

if you have to be on the top...then the bottom is the only place for you .

...never fuck around...

...never fuck around with a pocket pussy .

as religion grows,,,

as religion grows harder...your penis grows softer .

...masturbating monkeys...

masturbating monkeys get along better than non-masturbating monkeys .

sexual preference...

sexual preference : STUPID SEXUAL .

i love you...

the man said to his bride...'' i love you this much''...and ejaculated all over the floor .

the gay parade...

gay parades are great...just don't ride the turtle .

...mating...

should animals court and develop long lasting relationships...or just fuck ???

bee careful...

the very thing that can make a heart soft...can make it cold as ice...bee careful .

bee open minded...

there is a place for a hand job...and a lend a hand job...bee open minded .

bullshit...

when love is removed...bullshit will grow ...( sort of like butter substitute ) .

fuck naked...

there is a good , solid reason why we don't fuck naked in outer-space...god's approval doesn't even figure into the equation .

go away , little girl...

sometimes hot...sometimes cold...what we have over each other is sex...what should happen if it were to suddenly go away ???

yert sex...

...yeti sex is rough...

love is...

love is a warm puppy...THAT DOES NOT EAT PEOPLE .

screwing monkey's...

before you give someone shit for screwing a monkey...remember...it might very well be their greatest contribution to society...ever !!!

sex...is...

having sex is not nearly as important as why one is having sex .

the idiot...

self righteousness is just an idiots way of hiding their dick .

santa , my santa...

if you cannot get your 12 year old kid a pocket pussy for christmas...then get him a new fucking santa .