Saturday, July 1, 2017
Thursday, June 29, 2017
sex...what it is not...
for most...sex is an expression...of who they are not...then they see how far they can take it .
Monday, June 26, 2017
the sex book...
i read a book from the 1950's that described masturbation as a mental illness...do you know what i never read ??? a book apologizing for that book .
Friday, June 23, 2017
Friday, June 16, 2017
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Wednesday, June 14, 2017
a cup of java...
fuck around with your head so much...it becomes as confused as your sexuality...then have a nice cup of java .
Saturday, June 10, 2017
Thursday, June 8, 2017
pizza hut...
you know you are in trouble...when you start taking your dill-do to PIZZA HUT for supper .
Sunday, June 4, 2017
discovering your sexuality...
discovering your sexuality is like discovering most anything...but with more guilt .
Friday, June 2, 2017
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
...god knows...
as evolution goes on...sperm will learn to jump out of toilet bowls...how far ??? god only knows .
Monday, May 29, 2017
Sunday, May 28, 2017
let go...
if you can't let go of your pussy cat...you most certainly cant let go of your boyfriends pocket pussy...nor his mother .
...so bee cool...and let go !!!
...so bee cool...and let go !!!
Thursday, May 25, 2017
olives and ass holes
what people do not understand is the relationship between ass holes and olives...that is to say , the consumption of an olive leads to the inevitable use of an ass hole somewhere down the line .
...and this is what we refer to as math .
...and this is what we refer to as math .
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
assholes and knees...
...don't you find it interesting that both religion and sex...want you on your knees ???
Sunday, May 21, 2017
...peanut butter...
reality and sex...together...like peanut butter and jelly...and just about as sticky .
Friday, May 19, 2017
one cell or more...
do you find it strange that only intelligent animals masturbate...and everything...one cell or more...fucks ???
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Monday, May 15, 2017
Sunday, May 14, 2017
contrast...
loving someone enough that you would die for them...and they can still find excuses to piss all over you .
Friday, May 12, 2017
m . bating
...god is not pissed at you for masturbating...as long as you do it in the right direction .
Friday, May 5, 2017
Monday, May 1, 2017
transform...
love can be transformer into sex...and sex into love...thing is...everyone needs a hand .
Monday, April 24, 2017
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Saturday, April 1, 2017
...never thought of that , did ya ???
if you are a woman...and you marry someone of the same sex...do not be surprised if they have breasts .
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Thursday, March 9, 2017
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Thursday, March 2, 2017
Friday, February 17, 2017
vibrator blues...
my suspicion is...the world would be in far better shape...if vibrators had been invented thousands of yours ago .
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
are you having sex :
...to perpetuate a lie ??? to get back at someone ??? to be sneaky ??? to get drunk and screw ???
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
everything offers something...
fear will make you see the world ass - backwards...which , of course , has its own merits...
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Sunday, January 15, 2017
are you having sex ???
to piss someone off ??? to be sneaky ??? to control ??? fuck...you might even love them !!!
Thursday, January 12, 2017
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